Entries from August 2007

The Myth of Fedor (or: Why Russians Are Naturally 20% Tougher Than The Rest of Us) Thursday, August 23rd, 2007

I’ll admit it, I think a lot about Fedor Emelianenko. I wonder about whether he’s a cyborg, whether he truly could be, as the T-shirt I have claims, “The Russian Last Emperor.” I wonder if he has ever accidentally killed any of his children while spanking them for making eye contact with him. […]

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